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George W. Bush and Tony Blair were on a "photo opportunity" type flight with the Pope and a boy scout. By an amazing coincidence both the pilot and the copilot have heart attacks and die at the same time. None of the others can fly a plane, and there are only three parachutes on board. Summing up the situation instantly Tony Blair says "I am the Prime Minister of Britain. I am the best and most important world leader there has ever been. I must live." He then grabs one of the three parachutes and jumps out of the plane.
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George W. Bush, slightly slower at grasping the situation than Tony Blair, but no less selfish, finally realises the fact that there is one more person than there are parachutes. He yells "I am the president of the U.S.A., the cleverest and most intelligent world leader there has ever been. I must live." Then he too jumps out of the plane.
The Pope then picks up the third parachute and says to the boy scout "I am an old man, my life is nearly over. But your life is just beginning. YOU deserve to live. YOU take the last parachute." He then hands the parachute to the boy scout.
But the boy scout hands the parachute back to the Pope and says "There is no need for either of us to die, we have two parachutes left, the 'cleverest and most intelligent world leader there has ever been' just jumped out of the aeroplane with my backpack."
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