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A woman owns two parrots that she got cheap from a brothel. The only problem was that they kept saying things like "Hello big boy, want a good time with us?" One day her local parish priest was visiting, and the two parrots looked at him and as usual said "Hello big boy, want a good time with us?" The woman was understandably very embarrassed. But the priest said "Don't worry about it, I have two parrots that were brought up listening to my Bible class reading from The Good Book. All they do is say prayers all day and play with Rosary beads. If you bring your parrots round to visit mine, they will soon teach your parrots how to behave.
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The following weekend the woman takes her parrots to the vicarage. The priests parrots were sitting with Rosary beads on one claw, saying prayers. She and puts her parrots with them.
The woman's parrots say "Hello big boy, want a good time with us?". One of the priest's parrots looks at them, then says to his companion.
"We can put the beads away now, our prayers have been answered."
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