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A woman crashes her car, it is a write off, but fortunately she only suffers a few bruises. So later she 'phones the insurance company and says "My car was insured for half a million dollars, it is now wrecked. Please send me the half a million dollars."
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The insurance man says "It does not quite work like that. The half a million dollars is the maximum you can claim. What we do is note what make of car you have, the age of the car, and the condition it was in at the time of the crash. Then we work out the exact value of your car and give you another car that is of the same value as your old one."
The woman thinks for a moment then says "OK, fair enough. But I'd like to cancel the insurance policy on my husband."
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