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A husband and wife are talking. The husband asks his wife "If I died, would you marry another man?"
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His wife replied "Yes, I think I would."
The husband was hurt, but hid it, and asked "Would you live in our house with him?"
His wife replied "Well the house is paid for, and I have got it the way I like it, so yes, I would live in this house with him."
The husband was even more upset, but continued to hide it and asked "Would you let him drive my car?"
His wife replied "You spend a fortune on that car, so when you die it will still be in perfect condition, of course I'll let my next husband drive it."
Now extremely upset, and only just managing to hide it, the husband asks "And will you give him my golf clubs?"
This time his wife replies "No, I won't."
Relieved, and slightly happier the man asks "Why not?"
His wife answers "Because he is left handed."
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