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A man walks into a pet shop to buy a songbird for his daughter. The owner shows him one with a blue string tied to one leg and a pink string tied to the other. He then explains to the customer that if he pulls the pink string the bird whistles a selection of hits from The Sound Of Music, and if he pulls the blue string the bird sings a selection of hits from Grease.
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The man is impressed and asks what happens if he pulls both strings at once.
The pet shop owner replies "Then the bird falls off it's perch."
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