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A man dies and goes to heaven. St Peter asks him how he died.
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The man replied "I am very safety conscious. I was on a carnival roller coaster and as we went over the first hump I saw a sign. Because I am a bit short sighted I could only see the first word that was in big bold red paint which was 'IMPORTANT'. I could not read the rest of the sign because the letters were slightly smaller. Because I am so safety conscious, and the sign said 'IMPORTANT', I felt I had to read the rest of the sign. So I leaned out of the side of the car to get a better look."
St Peter asked "And what did the sign say ?"
The man replied "It said 'IMPORTANT - do not lean out of the side of the car'."
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