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The US government owns a vast scrap yard in the middle of the desert. It is cheap to run because it only has one employee, a night watchman.
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After many years of running successfully, Congress began to worry about security at the scrap yard. One congressman asked "How does the watchman do his job properly without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired a second guy to act as his supervisor.
Then they worried about how well the supervisor was managing the night watchman's time so they hired a third guy to do time studies.
Then they were worried about how the night watchman was doing his tasks. Was he doing them correctly? So they created a Quality Control Department and hired two more people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Now they had five employees, and were worried about payroll management. Were the staff paid the right amount? And were they paid on time? So they hired a sixth man as a time keeper, to ensure the other five employees were paid for the exact number of hours they worked, and a seventh person as a payroll officer to ensure the correct rates were paid.
After that they worried that there was no one on site to whom the staff were accountable So they created an administrative section and hired three more people: An Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then they decided they needed someone in overall charge, so they employed an eleventh person as manager.
With eleven employees they found they were now $250,000 over budget. A congressman said "This scrap yard has become bloated and overstaffed, we must cutback on staffing costs."
So they fired the night watchman!
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