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Two dead men are waiting for "final judgement" from St Peter. To pass the time they began talking about their deaths.
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First Man "I froze to death. How did you die?"
Second Man "I had a heart attack."
First Man "What caused that?"
Second Man "I thought my wife was cheating on me. So I left work early and went straight home. As soon as I got in the house I ran straight upstairs to try and catch my wife with her lover. But she was in bed alone. I assumed her lover had heard me arrive, and was hiding somewhere in the house So I searched the bedroom - no luck. Then I searched every room upstairs - still no luck. I ran back downstairs and started searching the rooms on the ground floor. But half way through the strain got too much.. I had a heart attack and died."
First Man "It is a shame you did not first look in the freezer. If you had we'd both still be alive!"
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