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Jack had been a vegetarian all his life. His parents were vegetarians and they brought him up that way. However he was not forced into it, he agreed with the vegetarian ethic, and as an adult became a serious advocate and campaigner for the vegetarian society. Over the years he gained a lot of respect in the vegetarian society, and eventually rose to head of his local group.
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However he often wondered how meat tasted, and wished he had become a vegetarian later in life, like most of his fellow vegetarians in the local society, then he would at least know what meat tasted like. Then one day he was having a drink with a group of work friends, none of whom were vegetarians. The guy who considered himself the company joker (and everyone else considered to be an annoying pain in the backside) was teasing a Jewish guy by telling him how delicious pork is, and trying to convince him that his religious objection to eating pig meat was stupid because pork was the tastiest of all foods. This made Jack want to taste meat even more, and he now especially he wanted to try pork.
A few days later he finally decided to give in to his urges. He decided that it would not hurt if he ate pork just once in his life. But he did not want his fellow members of the vegetarian society to know he had eaten meat. And for that matter he did not even want his meat eating friends to know he had temporarily given up on his life long belief that eating animals was wrong. So he drove to a town where he knew no one, over two hundred miles from his home town where he was sure he would not bump into anyone who knew him.
Once he arrived he went to a large restaurant, well known for it's gourmet pork dishes and ordered roast head of pig with all the trimmings.
While he was waiting for his order to arrive he hears someone call out "Hello Jack, fancy meeting you here, small world isn't it?" He looks up to see a high up member of his local vegetarian society and his family. Belatedly he remembers that as well as being famous for it's pork dishes, the restaurant is also known for it's enormous vegetarian selection.
While he is cursing his stupidity at choosing this restaurant and simultaneously smiling and saying "Hi" to his friends, his order arrives. The waiter lays his roast head of pig on his table with an apple in it's mouth. His vegetarian friend looks at it in horror. After a moment's awkward silence, Jack turns to his friend and said:
Wow, they really go into presentation at this restaurant. All I ordered was a baked apple and look how they dress it!"
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