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Three single men are out together on their regular "pick up" pub crawl. As usual they have their standard bet going. The guy who picks up the most beautiful woman wins, the guy who picks up the ugliest woman looses and has to pay for all the drinks that evening. While crossing the road to try a new singles bar they are run over by a truck, and all three die.
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They get sent for judgement and St. Peter says, "Mostly you were all good guys, so you get into Heaven. But your treatment of women was deplorable, particularly the way you lied to them to pick them up. So as a punishment, while you are in Heaven, if you lie to a woman you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Instantly the ugliest woman he had ever seen appears and he is stuck with her for the rest of eternity.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how important was on Earth. Instantly the ugliest woman he had ever seen appears and he is stuck with her for the rest of eternity.
Some time later the first two guys are walking around with their ugly women when they see their third friend walking with the most beautiful woman they have ever seen. They ask him "How did you end up with that babe when we get stuck with these ugly women?"
The man does not answer and there is an awkward silence. Eventually the beautiful woman decides that as he will not say anything she has to answer the question for him. So she turns to his friends and says "I lied."
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