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A duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they has any grapes.
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The manager replies, "No, we don't sell grapes."
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks "Do you have any grapes?"
The manager again replies "No, we do not have any grapes."
The duck comes back the next day, and again asks the manager "Do you have any grapes?"
This time the manager gets angry and replies "No, we don't have any grapes, and if you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!"
The duck comes back the next day and asks the manager "Do you have any nails?"
Relieved that he was not asking about grapes the manager replies "No, we don't have any nails."
The duck answers "OK, good...........Do you have any grapes?"
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