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A man dies and goes to heaven. One day he is in St. Peter's Judgment room and sees rows and rows of clocks, all telling different times. He asks St. Peter what they are for and St. Peter tells him that they are lying clocks, there is one for every person on earth and they move one second forward every time someone tells a lie. For example Mother Teresa's clock still says midnight, because she has never told a lie, Abraham Lincoln's clock says one minuite past midnight because he has told sixty lies, and O.J. Simpson's clock says one thirty because he has told 5400 lies.
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"Wow" Says the man "Can I take a look at George W. Bush's clock ?"
"I am afraid not" Replies St. Peter "That is in God's office, he is using it as a fan."
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