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A man is on trial for a triple homicide, and the judge is reading the charges.
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He says "You are being charged with murdering your wife by stabbing her with a screwdriver"
A man in the public gallery yells out "You swine."
The judge continues "You are also being charged with murdering your mother in law with a hammer"
The same man in the public gallery again yells "You swine."
The judge calls for silence in court, then continues "You are also being charged with murdering your father in law with a axe"
Once more the man in the public gallery yells "You swine."
Again the judge calls for silence in the court before finishing "Then you attempted to dispose of the bodies by cutting them up with a hacksaw."
Yet again the man in the public gallery yells "You swine."
Fed up with these interruptions the judge turns to the man and says "I can understand your disgust, but please remain silent in court or I will have to charge you with contempt."
The man replies "I'm sorry, your Honor, it's just that I've been the accused's next door neighbour for years. And every time I asked if I could borrow his tools, he said he doesn't have any."
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