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A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table, she was clinically dead for thirty seconds.
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While she was dead she saw the light and went towards it. Then she saw God who said "You have another 40 years to live. Go Back"
At that point the doctors were able to revive her.
Once she was over the heart attack, she looked in the mirror and thought "I look old and saggy. If I have another 40 years I'd better do something about that.
So when she was well enough, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction, and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her grey hair black.
After the last operation she was leaving the hospital when an ambulance speeding up to the hospital ran her over.
The woman was killed instantly.
When she he arrived in Heaven, she turned to God and said "I thought you said I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "Iím sorry, but I didn't recognise you."
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