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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway with ten penguins standing next to it. He pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for breakdown truck that will be great!"
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The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car.
It took several hours, but eventually the truck driver was back on the road. He immediately went to the zoo to check on the penguins. When he got to the zoo the penguins weren't there.
The truck driver got back into his truck and started driving around the town looking for the penguins.
Eventually spotted the guy who was supposed to have taken them to the zoo walking out of a movie theatre with the penguins.
The truck driver yelled, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. They loved it. So next I took them to see a movie."
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