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A car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls it over, "Please Step out of the car." Says the cop "I am going to ask you to take a Breathalyzer test."
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"I canít." The driver replies "I have very bad asthma, that will set off an attack."
"OK" Says the cop. "Then youíre going to have to take a blood test."
I canít do that either." The driver replies "I am a haemophiliac, I wonít stop bleeding and I'll bleed to death.Ē
"OK" Says the cop. "Then I will need a urine sample."
"Sorry." The driver replies "I also have diabetes, and just took insulin. A urine sample could push my sugar level dangerously low."
"Fine, so just get out of the car and and walk a straight line for me."
"I canít do that either" The driver replies.
"Why not?" Demanded the exasperated cop.
The driver replies "Because Iím drunk!"
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