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Joke 191
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At a school, two of the boys were arguing It was getting nasty. They were shouting things at each other like:
"I climbed a mountain alone during the holidays."
"Yeah? Well I broke the land speed record in a car I built myself."
"So what? I built a rocket ship, and went to the moon."
"Just the moon? When I built a rocket ship I visited Mars, then did a tour of all the planets."
"Pffft. My rocket ship had anti heat insulation, so after visiting the moon I flew right through the sun and discovered facts about natural nuclear fusion that will mean we will soon have safe, cheap, nuclear power."
And so on.
A teacher entered the room and asked angrily: "Why are you arguing in this stupid way?"
The boys answers: "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
The teacher replies: "You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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