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On the way to their wedding, a young couple die in a car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for Saint Peter to process them. While waiting, they began to wonder if they could get married in Heaven.
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When Saint Peter arrives up, they ask him this. Saint Peter replies, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out." And he left.
The couple wait, and wait, and wait.....
Three months passes and the couple are still waiting.
While waiting, they begin to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out, could they get a divorce in heaven?
Eventually Saint Peter returns, looking somewhat tired. "Yes." He tells the couple. "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" reply the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" Saint Peter, red-faced with anger, throws his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the worried couple.
"OH, COME ON!" Saint Peter shouts. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
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