Laughs, Gags & Jokes From
(This is allegedly a true story)
Home Grown Laughter
A man is driving along, well over the speed limit, when he sees a blue light in his rear view mirror. He thinks to himself "Hell, I can outrun a cop in this car" and puts his foot down. A few miles further on the cop is still with him, and he realises that the cop will have read his licence plate anyway, so he pulls over and stops.
The cop has had a long day and all he wants to do is go home. So he says to the man "If you can give me one excuse for speeding that I have never heard I will let you go without giving you a ticket." The man thinks for a moment then replies "my wife ran off with a cop this morning and I was afraid you were returning her."
The man escaped a ticket.
If you want more great jokes, including funny pictures, funny videos, and the occasional humorous rant, then Click Here and check out our Facebook page (and don't forget to "Like" us, to keep getting the funnies).
The Poddy's Laugh Line
The Computer Hero
Find out how to make money from the Internet.
A witchcraft blog containing articles on spells and magic.
Science Fiction Stories
Free science fiction stories that you can read online.
Free detective stories that you can read online.
Real Magic Spells
You do not have to believe in magic, but it works.
Learn to cast actual magic spells!