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(This is allegedly true) An airline stewardess was going through the safety announcement and came to the bit where she was supposed to tell them that if an emergency occurred they should put their own oxygen masks on before helping their children with their masks, because if they did not, lack of oxygen would quickly make them woozy and unable to secure either mask. What she said was:
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love the most."
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